The Shenanigans of Boo Brooks and Pankey Pants

Over the past few months, I've become pretty good friends with potato-woman, Emily Fulbrook, and we have fondly given each other nicknames. She is Boo Brooks (courtesy of AutoCorrect, which does not like her last name), and I am Pankey Pants (because, you know...pants).

Both Boo Brooks and I are lovers of life and enjoy the lighter side of all things (after all, life it too short to take yourself so seriously), so we partake in various shenanigans, from photo bombs to unconventional weight lifting methods.

So here's a little reminder to keep things light (shall we delve into the myth of eternal return...nah, I'll keep my nerd to myself).

Vegas Team Photo

Photo Bomb of Kimber Receiving the Trophy in Atlanta

Silly Video on Scion's Facebook Page:
Boo Brooks Pendlay Rows

Stay tuned for more shenanigans!!

Scion High School Side Shares Their Spirit Animals

Rugby "Stoner Names"

Recently, I ran across an article on BuzzFeed that was all about "stoner names" for various things. For instance, a feather could, in stoner terminology, be called a "bird leaf" or a merry-go-round a "horse tornado." Then, last night at practice, one of my teammates called her callouses "lifting blisters." This inspired me to make a list of Rugby Stoner Names. Here they are:

Tackle = Aggressive Hug
Scrum = PG Orgy
Line Out = People Tower
Flanker = Designated Tackler
Ruck = Black Eye Generator
Yellow Card = Timeout Square
Sir = Has-Been (kidding)
Bruise = Cleat Makeup
Red Card = Fail Square
10 = Cleanest Uniform (again, kidding...kind-of)

That's all I have for now. Feel free to add more in the comments section (and really, I love all you refs out there).

A Few Quotes From the James River Spring Season

"Even your hair has muscles." -Joe to Sam

"There are leggings and then there are 'the fu**'." -April

"Go...girl. What's her name?" -Sam while Connie sprints for a score

"Don't go and run into four girls by yourself...I mean that IS my idea of a good Saturday night..." -Joe on having support

"A What-theon?"

Parliament

Video from our night traipsing in Rome. Hannarr yelling, "Parliament!"

JR Women Norfolk Post-Match