Recently, I ran across an article on BuzzFeed that was all about "stoner names" for various things. For instance, a feather could, in stoner terminology, be called a "bird leaf" or a merry-go-round a "horse tornado." Then, last night at practice, one of my teammates called her callouses "lifting blisters." This inspired me to make a list of Rugby Stoner Names. Here they are:
Tackle = Aggressive Hug
Scrum = PG Orgy
Line Out = People Tower
Flanker = Designated Tackler
Ruck = Black Eye Generator
Yellow Card = Timeout Square
Sir = Has-Been (kidding)
Bruise = Cleat Makeup
Red Card = Fail Square
10 = Cleanest Uniform (again, kidding...kind-of)
That's all I have for now. Feel free to add more in the comments section (and really, I love all you refs out there).
